I always knew my dog was up to something....
I knew that he was a bit sneaky
He has an air about him
a Je ne sais quoi
But I never imagined he would cheat on us
I never thought he was a doggy bigamous
When I found out I was shocked.
How could he???!!!! Say it ain't so Max!
How did he manage the plane fare?
Where in the world did he get a passport?
How did he hail a cab to the airport??
All these questions and more I have asked myself over and over again
Then I took a look at his other "family"
And I said to myself It's just a matter of time before he gives us the old heave ho.
He's probably got his own butler....lucky dog.