On Bended Knee

          OK, so its now two weeks since My knee blew up to the size of a cantaloupe ( darn, now I want  cantaloupe) Anyhoo, Let me tell ya how I hurt my knee.






     I might have hurt it at that awesome party where I danced the night away
                                      
                                                                                         Nope, no party..













         Maybe I hurt it trying out our awesome backyard water slide?
                             Hey it could have happened that way...but no it didn't











        Or perhaps I hurt it while showing off my sweet Self defense skills
                                     

Nope. I can't even get my leg up that high














                                          Maybe bowling?
                                                                                            No










                          Scaling buildings to fight crime?                                    

                          No, I can't pull off the cape thing






So how did I hurt it? 



I knelt on the sofa to unplug something behind it.


Three weeks later I'm limping to the orthopedist and she wants me to get an MRI.

Next time someone asks how I hurt my knee I might just give them one of the scenarios above..they're much more interesting. whatcha think? ....the bowling one right?