We were away on our yearly camping trip.
"Don't call it camping Joanne, we were in a cabin! We had a bathroom and an AC for crying out loud!" My husband interrupts my blogging.
"OK, " I say. "Did we see snakes?"source
"Did I not scream at least three times a day because a bug got in my ear, or up my nose ?"
" Did I nearly hyperventilate when seeing the mountain that we had to climb on our hike?" source
"Did I mutter curse words under my breath when the climb seemed endless as I dragged my butt over fallen trees, creepy spiders and jumpy frogs?"
"That you did."
"Did every stinkin' mosquito in the state of New York make a meal of me?"source
"Then frankly my dear, I don't give a darn what you want to call it....I'm calling it CAMPING!"