Monday, July 03, 2017

On Bended Knee



          OK, so its now two weeks since My knee blew up to the size of a cantaloupe ( darn, now I want  cantaloupe) Anyhoo, Let me tell ya how I hurt my knee.






     I might have hurt it at that awesome party where I danced the night away
                                      
                                         
                                                       Nope, no party..













         Maybe I hurt it trying out our awesome backyard water slide?
                 
             Hey it could have happened that way...but no it didn't











        Or perhaps I hurt it while showing off my sweet Karate skills

                           
                           Nope. I can't even get my leg up that high














                                          Maybe bowling?

                             
                                                     No










                          Scaling buildings to fight crime?
                        
                                  No, I can't pull off the cape thing






So how did I hurt it? 



I knelt on the sofa to unplug something behind it.


Three weeks later I'm limping to the orthopedist and she wants me to get an MRI.

Next time someone asks how I hurt my knee I might just give them one of the scenarios above..they're much more interesting. whatcha think? ....the bowling one right?