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Monday, July 03, 2017

On Bended Knee



          OK, so its now two weeks since My knee blew up to the size of a cantaloupe ( darn, now I want  cantaloupe) Anyhoo, Let me tell ya how I hurt my knee.






     I might have hurt it at that awesome party where I danced the night away
                                      
                                         
                                                       Nope, no party..













         Maybe I hurt it trying out our awesome backyard water slide?
                 
             Hey it could have happened that way...but no it didn't











        Or perhaps I hurt it while showing off my sweet Karate skills

                           
                           Nope. I can't even get my leg up that high














                                          Maybe bowling?

                             
                                                     No










                          Scaling buildings to fight crime?
                        
                                  No, I can't pull off the cape thing






So how did I hurt it? 



I knelt on the sofa to unplug something behind it.


Three weeks later I'm limping to the orthopedist and she wants me to get an MRI.

Next time someone asks how I hurt my knee I might just give them one of the scenarios above..they're much more interesting. whatcha think? ....the bowling one right?





Friday, June 09, 2017

Finger Lickin'...Bad




          Its been a long time. The last thing I wrote was that I was going to WRITE in this blog.....

What the heck! It's been nearly six months! Every time I tried; I would just stare at the computer and fall asleep. No excuses. Let me just dive right in.

I wanted to come back with a thoughtful blog post...something that would inspire and make the world a better place in its own little way...


                                    Yeah, no

I tried and I tried, but I could not write that welcome back post that would make my bloggy buddies (or first timers here) want to come back for more. Yesterday I was telling my husband about an incident at the store and he said " Hey you should write about that" I thought it silly, but here goes.



So I've got these pet peeves....I know I know everyone has them. Lately however this one particular pet peeve has been driving me coo coo for cocoa puffs.




                        

It's when Cashiers LICK their fingers before bagging items or counting cash.
                        Big Brother big brother paul baking bb18 GIF                         
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As they say in Jersey....It SHKEEVES me!!!!!!


Anyhoo, recently I was waiting on line and as I got closer to the cashier I was praying/ pleading in my head

                     "Please, please, please don't let this guy be a finger licker....please please please!!!"


I placed my precious groceries on the belt and the young cashier started to check them out.

You will be relieved to know that he did NOT lick his fingers.





He did something else...


                                      sort of like this...
                                      
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                                      But without the dancing.....UGH!


      It is never OK to scratch the nether regions in public   


                       




           I think I handled it well though

                      
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