Are you all still there?
I wouldn't blame you one bit if you left me.
But please don't....pretty please?
First , my computer went into some kind of electrical, cyber version of cardiac arrest.
I rushed it over to The Computer Hospital (I'm not kidding ...(that's the real name of the place) where I sat in a sort of waiting room area ( I'm not kidding about that one either) with other poor owners of dying computers. We all cradled our computer towers or laptops like a parent holding a child in an emergency room.... and like all Mothers who congregate in one place... we started to talk about our babies.....
"Awww, whats wrong with yours?"
"I think..virus." Says one. "and yours?" She points to the laptop in another woman's lap.
"Fell....now I think something inside is broken."
Up front a nice old gentleman said "Next!....".
"Now...how are you young lady?" He greets me.
(OK, I already love the guy 'cause he called me "young".)
I giggle a bit..."I'm fine."
"Now what seems to be the problem?"
"I think my computer might have gotten a bad virus."
"Well then, lets check 'er in and fix 'er."
...and that was that. I left my old dilapidated crappy old-as-the-hills computer in the hands of some cyber guru who told me that everything was going to be OK.
A few days and 245.00 later my old computer was back with me and everything was back to normal....
and when I say normal I mean that It's still SLOW
The speakers are now Non functioning
and some weird alert keeps flashing telling something about the CPU usage.
So back to the ER it may have to go...
...but this time I may just tell them to pull the plug