Dear Santa,
OK, I know you might not get many letters from 48 year-olds but since you didn't get me my baby Alive doll, doll house and a real pair of roller skates when I was little I figure you owe me one.
I am trying to keep the Christmas spirit but you see its a teensy weensy bit hard when my tree lights look like this
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When every last stinking Christmas cookie turns out like this
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And when it seems that every toy (no matter how simple) is never priced below
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And if I hear Mariah Carey sing all I want for Christmas one more time I may end up in an institution!
My question to you is how do I get back my Christmas Spirit when I just feel crappy and stressed and a bit sad?
Love,
Joanne ( you know the one who you didn't give a baby alive doll even though I was really good)
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Dear Joanne,
I see your dilemma and I think I have a way for you to get the Christmas Spirit back...
Here's a reminder
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I hope this helps.
Love, Santa
P.S. I think it's time to let go of the Baby Alive doll grudge.
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Dear Santa,
Thanks. I guess I needed a little reminder. I'm feeling a whole lot better now.
But since I have your attention...
Can I have a Doll House?
Love, Joanne
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Dear Joanne,
UGH!!!!!!!
Love, Santa
OK, I know you might not get many letters from 48 year-olds but since you didn't get me my baby Alive doll, doll house and a real pair of roller skates when I was little I figure you owe me one.
I am trying to keep the Christmas spirit but you see its a teensy weensy bit hard when my tree lights look like this
source
When every last stinking Christmas cookie turns out like this
source
And when it seems that every toy (no matter how simple) is never priced below
source
And if I hear Mariah Carey sing all I want for Christmas one more time I may end up in an institution!
My question to you is how do I get back my Christmas Spirit when I just feel crappy and stressed and a bit sad?
Love,
Joanne ( you know the one who you didn't give a baby alive doll even though I was really good)
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Dear Joanne,
I see your dilemma and I think I have a way for you to get the Christmas Spirit back...
Here's a reminder
source
I hope this helps.
Love, Santa
P.S. I think it's time to let go of the Baby Alive doll grudge.
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Dear Santa,
Thanks. I guess I needed a little reminder. I'm feeling a whole lot better now.
But since I have your attention...
Can I have a Doll House?
Love, Joanne
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Dear Joanne,
UGH!!!!!!!
Love, Santa
