My family and I went on a little vaca.
We went to a Dude Ranch and no I did NOT ride the horses....if you want to know why just click here to find out what happened last year at the same ranch.
We went with Brother-n-law and family.
We were disappointed that the only thing that we enjoyed last year (well, the grown ups that is) The food was sub-par. In just one year the quality went down down hill.
Soooo, we came back home and my Sweet Daughter wanted to download pictures she took with her camera.
Now, a question.... do you have an idea of what you really look like? From all angles?
Especially the back?
Are you sure?
Well, unbeknownst to me, my daughter took a picture of the Hubby and I walking and holding hands.
The back of us.
'nough said.
All I AM going to say is that I had no flippin' idea!
I mean In my head I thought I still owned the perky 18-year-old butt that fit so nicely in my super tight Sergio Valente jeans ( remember those? Circa 1982?)
All I can say is gravity is a Cruel Cruel evil thing... and so are donuts.
So since my sweet daughter intended to put this picture in a scrapbook I decided to use Picmonkey to edit it a bit
First I thought of a strategically placed sign
Then I changed what I was wearing...hey don't laugh this might be on the Paris runway next year
Then I thought I could convince everyone I was vacationing on some tropical island
But really who am I fooling? I realized that everyone already knows what I look like from behind...I was the last one in on this cruel joke!
When my Daughter came in the room I pointed to the picture on the screen and said "That's some shot of my rear dear."
She responded " I think its a great picture of you and Dad holding hands"
Maybe it is, but I am going to try to think of the good old days..
OK, maybe they weren't all that great.
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It's a good thing our rears aren't out front where we can see them all the time...the sale of anti depressants would go sky high.
ReplyDeleteI like the picture!!
ReplyDeleteI am just impressed that at one point in your life, you could fit into a pair of Sergio Valente's. I never could.
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Lol! Love it. Yeah, I am WAY skinnier in my head. :-)
ReplyDeleteHOLY crap that would be a bad thing to see me from that side. I usually back out of the room so no one can see that area!
ReplyDeleteI'm digging the tutu :). Girl your legs and everything looks so skinny, I'd take it!! :)
That is hilarious! Since am a bit older I can tell you that I look back on pictures and remember how I didn't like certain things about myself at that time. Today as I reflect on those same pictures I think to myself "I didn't look so bad after all." I loved your editing.
ReplyDeleteThis is a hoot! I love the watermelon skirt and would like to know where to get one. :-) Remember way back....when we THOUGHT we were fat, but looking back, we now see were were fine/thin! Thanks for the great chuckle
ReplyDeleteHahaha from the bits I managed to see, your rear looks fine. ;-)
ReplyDeleteoh gosh! this is hilarious. I feel the EXACT same way when I look at my pictures. and not just my rare. my face, my arms, everything seems to be much worse than i hope and think it is. i attribute it all to my newborn... -says Lena, chewing a bagel.
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