Tuesday, May 01, 2018

A-Z Dropout



          OK, so I'm officially a A to Z challenge drop out.

                  I failed the test.

                  got sent to the Principal's office and got thrown out.


I'm a delinquent
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 a rebel without a cause.
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           all I need is a cool leather jacket and a motorcycle...
           


     or maybe a tight sweater and bra that makes your boobs look like torpedoes
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I'll wear red lipstick and tease my hair
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               and wear tight skirts       
                            
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         I'll even hold a cigarette to try to look cool...I won't smoke it, and quite frankly it'll likely be a candy cigarette...

But I'll hold it just the same!

I'll say "whats it to ya?!" whenever questioned by authority

and I'll stay out late with all my drop-out friends.

I'll turn to a life of crime

       My days full of ding dong ditchin'

             talking back

                   and hangin' at the malt shop with my good for nothin' pals. After burgers and milkshakes we'll pinch candy bars from Old Man Wilson's store.


Yeah,  that's me

    bad girl through and through

             later in life when I'm doing a stint at Sing Sing...and the parole board asks how did I become one of America's most wanted...I'll say

                         It all started when I couldn't find a topic for the letter "I"





                    

10 comments:

  1. Your life is RUINED! But maybe you can be in a cool movie...

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  2. This is so funny, well written. I agree those bras lol. Do they make candy cigarettes anymore? lol

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    1. Hi Kim, Thank You and yes there was a store in Mass. where they sold old fashioned candies and one of them was candy cigarettes. I can't imagine they sold many of those in this day and age.

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  3. Love your vintage pics
    and cool post.
    James Dean! Wow!


    Ann
    https://roomsofinspiration.blogspot.com/

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    1. Hi Ann, Thank you. I love the 50s 40s and 30s! The fashion was amazing!

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  4. Yet this was a much funner post than many of the A-Z posts I saw.
    And being naughty is fun.
    The torpedo boobs look scary. Don't try that one, Joanne.
    Cheers!

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    1. Thanks Robyn and I've decided the torpedo bra is too dangerous...can't hug anyone without stabbing them!

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  5. Oh my goodness! I SO wanted to do that A to Z posts too but I knew I couldn't do a post every day. I saw some Ibis fly over today. I could have loaned you those pics! hahaha! Hugs!

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