If I Were a Rich Girl

Whenever we are low on cash or are inundated with bills I think...

Hmmmmm if I won the lottery; then I could go from

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 Oh boy! "I'd like that diamond tiara please...no need to wrap it; I'll wear it home!"

                                                

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I'd go from living in my teeny house
                                        

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to this

                                        

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.....Nope....too many toilets to scrub, and besides it would take me forever to run to see who's at the door!

If I won the lottery I could eat in places like this

                                          

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Naaaaaaa...they'd probably serve me this

  

         

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                                        and that amount of food would make me very CRANKY

 If I were rich then I could stop buying off the rack and perhaps buy designer couture clothes

                                                

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YEESH! I gotta click my heels three times quick!

                

            There's no place like Target

                                           There's no place like Target     

 POOF <3     YES!!!!                                   

           Hey Just in time ...there's a sale!

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Alrighty, I guess I am not cut out to be rich...That's OK because if I were, that might mean I'd have to get a snooty dog to carry around in my purse...and my Max wouldn't like that at all                                                   

                                             

                                                                                       

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"Thanks Da' Momma"

                                              Your welcome Max