Do any of you have to wait for the spin cycle and reach into the washer to rev it up by spinning the drum like a top?
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Do any of you have to literally hit and bang the heck out of your computer for it to work?
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Do dirty socks seem to appear in the oddest places in your home?
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Do your undies get larger every year?
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Do the chocolate chip cookies in the kitchen call out your name over and over until the only way to shut them up is to eat them?
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Do you sometimes envision the pots and pans as weapons...especially when the hubby says something....you know....um..er...STUPID that hurts your feelings?
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Do you turn on the exercise video, sit down on the couch and just watch; then afterwards swear that you've had a work-out?
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During political debates do you yell and talk to the TV screen convinced that they somehow hear your insults?
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Do you manage to always walk down the aisle that someone else has just farted in?
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When watching Project Runway do you always like the styles that the judges hate?
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Does your belly and rear-end keep dancing way after the rest of your body stops?
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When on a diet do you constantly open that refrigerator hoping that there might magically appear some no-cal ice cream, chocolate cake, or no-cal fried chicken?
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Do you write posts hoping to prove that your "normal" is someone else's "normal" too?
NO?
Um...me neither
