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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Normal






 Do any of you have to wait for the spin cycle and reach into the washer to rev it up by spinning the drum like a top?
                             
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Do any of you have to literally hit and bang the heck out of your computer for it to work?

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Do dirty socks seem to appear in the oddest places in your home?

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Do your undies get larger every year?
                           
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Do the chocolate chip cookies in the kitchen call out your name over and over until the only way to shut them up is to eat them?

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Do you sometimes envision the pots and pans as weapons...especially when the hubby says something....you know....um..er...STUPID that hurts your feelings?

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Do you turn on the exercise video, sit down on the couch and just watch; then afterwards swear that you've had a work-out?
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During political debates do you yell and talk to the TV screen convinced that they somehow hear your insults?
                               
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Do you manage to always walk down the aisle that someone else has just farted in?

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When watching Project Runway do you always like the styles that the judges hate?

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Does your belly and rear-end keep dancing way after the rest of your body stops?
                               
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When on a diet do you constantly open that refrigerator hoping that there might magically appear some no-cal ice cream, chocolate cake, or no-cal fried chicken?

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Do you write posts hoping to prove that your "normal" is someone else's "normal" too?




               NO?




                     Um...me neither



24 comments:

  1. I'm waiting for someone to invent no fat no calorie no salt potato chips that taste like the real thing. And um...everything....in my kitchen is calling my name. Shut up out there or I'm going to have to come in there and eat you. gotta go

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    1. LOL! they do make a racket now don't they? ;0)

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  2. My answer to most of the questions is yes! ;-)

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    1. Phew!!! Thank God!!!! I AM NOT ALONE!!!! LOL!

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  3. I guess we are Normal...funny how the socks end up in the oddest places...this is a good post...makes me think I am normal

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    1. The sock thing drives me crazy! I didn't even mention the shoes that are thrown everywhere!

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  4. I've noticed my arms don't stop moving until a few seconds after I wave....what is up with that?!

    And the socks...don't get me started.

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    1. Oh, I forgot about the arm thing! LOL!

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  5. oh, the socks . . .they can end up anywhere . . .especially now that my husband bikes to work and carries clothes with him in his backpack, and then brings clothes home that way too. I found a pair of socks in a drawer by our phone one day . . .what in the world?

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    1. Lol! That is funny, but oddly that doesn't surprise me. I find socks in places that make me wonder if Im actually on some hidden camera show!

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  6. All of your normals seem like my normals too. So don't feel alone. That was funny!

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    1. Thanks Barb, nice to know I'm not alone! :0)

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  7. I don't know how you do those moving snippets, but they are hilarious. No, chocolate chip cookies don't call out my name repeatedly. They just whisper once; that's all it takes.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Oh those whispering cookies are the worst! LOL!

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  8. Looks like I am normal too. As for the sock thing, it is not so much where they turn up but more where they go. I swear there is a monster somewhere that eats only one sock of each pair

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    1. That monster has made his rounds here too. He is also responsible for shrinking my clothes!... Yep, I'm blaming him.

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  9. YES on 3,5,7, and 10. Laughing!! I don't think there IS a "normal" anymore anyway!

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  10. Me either I don't do any of those things ever.........did you believe that...........NO.........oh well I tried...........lol

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  11. Had to share the "fart zone" with....ummm... someone, :D

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  12. Um, got me on all accounts! Love it! Your posts make me smile :)

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  13. hehe yup never!

    Oh man always on PJRW I'm like the Heck??? How in the world is that ok and a winnner. Usually the finale is the one that has me scratching my head and going this is nuts!!

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I LOVE comments...I think I'm addicted to them! they are like chips...oooo chips....or chocolate....yum...chocolate. Or like......can ya tell I'm dieting? Please leave me a comment so that I can keep my mind off of snacks!!!