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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

W is for~~~Weddings

 I love weddings and since this week is the royal wedding, I've included pictures of past brides of the House of Windsor.


                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                            The Queen Mum
Queen Victoria
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                                                                         Queen Elizabeth  
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Princess Margaret
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                                                                 Princess Diana
 
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The Duchess of York Fergie 


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What style will Kate choose? It's anyone's guess. I kind of hope it is over the top, but to me she seems like she's going to go with a classic simple dress. Whatever the case I am sure it will be beautiful. Every bride is on her special day. Now one thing is certain however thing are bound to go wrong...it's inevitable.

1. She will cry at least once because someone will say once too often "ARE you nervous?"

2. She will be dissatisfied with her flowers, hair or make-up

3.Someone in the Bridal party is going to make her yell "Hey this is MY day!!!"

4.She will prank call her High school bully and yell "IN YOUR FACE!"

5.As soon as the special underwear garter, bustier bra and dress gets buttoned and is perfect...Kate will have to go to the bathroom.

6.Some idiot will step on her dress

7.She'll wonder what really happened at that bachelor party and if Wills is telling the truth about that suspicious mark on his neck...did he really burn it on his hair dryer?

8.She thinks about William's collection of Star wars memorbilia that will be moved into her new house and thinks "Oh well, if I accidently threw a bit of gas on them and placed his collection too close to the fireplace...it could totally look like an accident!"

9. Someone will have a coughing fit during the ceremony

10. The sweet photographer she hired will turn into a pushy wanna be director.

11. Someone's uncle will get drunk and try to dance the hula

12. Her slutty cousin will hit on all available and unavailable men.

13. Slutty cousin gets her butt kicked by angry wife

14. The food will be cold

15.Queen Elizabeth will face the wrong way during the chicken dance

16. Prince Harry might very well overindulge and yell "Food fight!!" during speeches.                                            

17. Unmarried Aunt will tackle and sucker punch anyone who gets in the way of her catching the bouquet

18.Even after repeated warnings Prince William still smashes cake in Kate's face...looks like no nookie for you Wills!

19. Bridesmaids will eventually have to go into stall with bride to hold up her dress while she pees

20. While carrying Kate over threshold William will bonk Kate's head in door jam...yep definitely no nookie for you Wills.


Ah Yes...I just love A perfect wedding!!!

ok I think I've been reading too many wedding horror stories on the internet. ;O)

17 comments:

  1. Ah the big day approaches - I'd better get some Pringles in

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  2. love the wedding pictures i had forgotten what Princess Di gown looked like. well done and enjoy watching the wedding

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  3. When is this wedding again?

    My mailman may have some sort of connection with the wedding, I haven't heard how it turned out:

    http://ma-sblog.blogspot.com/2010/12/thats-my-mailman.html

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  4. Totally forgot about the upcoming nuptials. It was nice to see a pic of Princess Diana again. I don't know if I should admit this, but I remember her televised wedding.

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  5. I didn't realize how pretty Queen Elizabeth was as a bride. Thanks for the photos.

    Thanks for visiting my blog. Enjoy meeting folks on A to Z!

    Monti
    NotesAlongTheWay

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  6. I love the pics and the narrative too. I have set my DVR to tape all 6 hours of the wedding and I will watch it in bits and pieces.

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  7. Too funny!!!! But the thing is, some of these DO always happen, like someone always getting a coughing fit during the ceremony. So are you taping it? The first two wedding pictures, the poor women look like they are boing led to the gallows rather than getting married! Perhaps the memory of Anne Boleyn was still too fresh. That King Henry was SUCH a rascal!

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  8. Weddings no matter what always have some sort of drama. Love the wedding shots :)

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  9. I can't wait until it's over...if I see it on the news one more time I'm going to scream!

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  10. I remember being very little at the babysitters house so early in the morning and being glued to the television when Princess Diana got out in that beautiful wedding dress. Oh how I loved her. I was so sad when she died. I love her two boys (thankfully not much like their dad) and I am excited to see William & Kate marry!!
    Great post! :)

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  11. They never go without a hitch, do they? Yup, someone better bring safety pins to fix that dress.

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  12. The only good thing about wedding glitches is laughing about them later. :)

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  13. That's pretty funny to think about! Although with the royal wedding, if something goes wrong, somebody's head gets cut off.

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  14. Thanks for sharing the photos. I must admit I am looking forward to the big event and will be up to watch it. I hope it all goes well.

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  15. I love the photos. I think it will be interesting to watch as it will become part of history.

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  16. @ Glen~I'll bring the dip!

    @ Becca~ Thanks!

    @ Ma~ well it depends where you live but most here will have to tune in their DVRs because it'll be very early friday morning ...like 3am

    @ Susan Oloier~ Aw I was not lucky enough to see the wedding live...I have seen it in bits and pieces on tv.

    @ Monti~ She was very pretty, but I thought her dress was a bit dowdy.

    @ Beth~ me too! Got my pop corn and drink ready!

    @ Rachel Morgan~ Thank you!

    @ Ginny~LOL your comments are always so funny! yeah they do look a bit sad.

    @ Alexis AKA MOM~You are so right about that!

    @ Raising Marshmallows~ I laughed so hard when I read your comment! Yeah I guess they are over playing it a bit too much...don't worry you'll have all the post wedding details to look forward too! LOL

    @ Snakesmom~ I know it seems like yesterday...Time flys. Thanks.

    @ M Pax~ safety pins, extra hose, tissues,...etc

    @ Lisa Ricard Claro~ I know! funny after...way after!

    @ Monkey Migraine~ Hahhahahahaa!

    @ Retired English Teacher~ I can't wait to see her dress!

    @ Barb~ yes, I am sure the same picture will be on the fron of every magazine in the world.


    THank you all!

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