"Hi Snow White! Long time no see!"
"Why Joanne, It has been a long time! I heard that you dropped by Cinderella's Castle earlier in the year and I wondered why you hadn't paid me a visit."
"Well, Snow white, I didn't have your new address. What happened to that huge Castle?"
"Yes the bad economy hit hard here too. Charming had to take a cut in pay and just when all 7 Dwarfs moved out...they all moved back in."
"Wow I had no idea."
"That must have been difficult."
"You better believe it."
"What about your step mom...I'm afraid to ask."
"Oh everyone thinks that she died but the old witch is still kickin', in fact she isn't such a threat anymore. she lives in a retirement community in Boca and she indeed is the fairest of them all there. She has had so much plastic surgery that you can bounce a quarter off her face."
"Yowza. Any kids?"
"We are trying but all these mouths to feed we are taking our time.
"So what is Charming up to these days?"
"Ach, It's a living. Want a I Cinderella T-shirt? I have tons of them!"
"No thanks, And how are you?"
"Well, I started my own cleaning business."
"Yep, my slogan is If I can't clean up your stinkin' dump, no one can! "