Sleepwalking....yep that's the reason

People.....I feel sick.


            And this could have happened one of two ways ..I think.


Somehow during the night I slept walked and called a taxi, because even in my dream state I know you should not sleep and drive. 
                                
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                             Now stay with me here.


I must have taken a cab.....how else did I end up at the airport?


Then I paid for a ticket, and somehow they let me on the plane with just my pajamas.
                                  
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are you still with me?



We landed a few hours later in beautiful Mexico where I checked into the most gorgeous resort. 
                                     
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There I met some interesting people and they (not knowing that I was asleep) invited me to go dancing. Of course in my dream state I accepted. I danced the salsa all night....
                                       
                                            
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                                           I got a bit thirsty.


My new found jet setter pals offered to buy me a drink;  you know one of those cute drinks with an umbrella in it?
                                     
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I don't really drink alcohol so I opted for just WATER.


 Since I was asleep I didn't adhere to the never drink the water in Mexico rule.


I left, got on a plane and then took a cab home none the wiser....until  I awoke with the curse of the king Montezuma.


                    That's what Must of happened. For sure.



OR....



Late last night I couldn't resist and I had chocolate chip cookies......and you can't have chocolate chip cookies without milk right?

You SHOULD have them without milk........especially when you have become lactose intolerant.
                    
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I like the first story better don't you? UGH my stomach!!!!!!!!!