I went mountain climbing today....yes I did.
I struggled, but after a long time of pulling myself up and nearly falling a few times I made it to the top.
and you know what I saw from up there?
Laundry...tons and tons of flippin' laundry!!!!
There is a mountain in my basement laundry room....
A mountain of clothes.
Every time I think I am making headway
The evil laundry monster decides to reproduce
It seems there isn't a time in the day when the washing machine is not chugging away.
The dryer coughs out clean fresh smelling warm clothes, but I turn around and there are more dirty smelly clothes waiting to take their turn.
I mean am I in a sadistic rerun of the twilight zone?
There must be an answer...
Tonight I'll be on a stake out...yeah that's right
I'll have my night vision goggles
...and I'll be armed
Desperate times means desperate measures my friend
I'm gonna find out who pranking me and when I find the culprit...there will be
H. E double
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