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I invited guests over and Now I am completely
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My Husband sat watching TV with our son
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"Hey, do you want to 
me?" I asked rather exasperated.
me?" I asked rather exasperated."To do what?" He asked with that
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"Just help tidy up" I answered knowing full well he knew what I wanted from the beginning.
"OK, he said "Where's the
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"Oh OK. " He answered "Where's the
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"Its with the broom." I'm sensing a pattern here.
"And where's the
again?" He smiled executing well his evil plan."Oh FORGET IT!" I was so mad I could have
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Ha ha! The cry of women the world over!
ReplyDeleteAnother 'irritating' problem I have with my dear husband is when I say "What do you fancy for lunch/dinner?" - inviting him to give me a few suggestions. His response is "What's on offer?" GRRRRR!
So, I modify the question - "Can you give me an idea for lunch/dinner?" His response - "what have we got in the fridge?" or "What do you feel like cooking?" GRRRR X2 !!!
So, he gets what he's given and woe betide him if it's not what he fancies!!
thank you that made mu chuckle although next time id say would you mind tidying the toys while i sweep
ReplyDeleteVery clever! I love it. I think they hope we will just give up on them and do it ourselves. Sometimes that is the easiest thing to do.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Good one.
ReplyDeleteso where was the dustpan in the end?
ReplyDeleteHey Joanne, saw you were tagged over at Writing in the Buff so stopped over. I like your interpretations! Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! I feel your frustration. It sounds like my house and when my husband helps me he takes so long on one thing (a perfectionist) that sometimes I am sorry I asked him for the help.
ReplyDeleteAMEN sister!!! You know my thoughts on it and my hubs pulling that stuff also!
ReplyDeleteThis was very funny, most especially the way you told it. The pictures were worth a thousand words, or laughs.
ReplyDelete@ Sue H~ I have that too!!!what is up with that!?LOL
ReplyDelete@ House Built On Stone~ Good tip, but I wonder if he'll suddenly pretend like he's going deaf....men are sneaky that way! ;o)
@ Retired English Teacher~ That's what their objective is...stinkers! LOL
@ Beth~ Thanks! :O)
@ Glen~ AAAAKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
@ Sally~ Thank You! Hope you come back and visit again!
@ Barb~ Ah yes the old PERFECTIONIST ploy!!!LOL
@ Alexis AKA MOM~We should start a support group!!!
@ Anthony Stemke~ Thank you! My favorite was the dog. His face is priceless!
LOL! Your use of the pictures was so creative! I enjoyed your post! I hope you enjoyed your company. :) ~Lisa & ladybug
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