Shoe Designers are Satan's Minions...I'm Convinced
This is what Shoe Designers want us to buy and wear (and break our legs in) this year. Have you ever seen Celebrities trying to walk in these? What are designers thinking? I'm 5' 7" It seems like I would be about 6' 1" or 2" in this puppies. I'm suffering from vertigo just looking at this.
No Problem, I can buy chopped meat, milk and butter in this.
This is perfect for Church
The ladies at the P.T.A will be soooo jealous! Far be it for me to opt out of an opportunity to spruce myself up. So here is a video of me trying to be a bit more glam.