We haven't bought our Christmas tree yet. We haven't mailed out Christmas cards yet. I have not finished my Christmas shopping yet and I am beginning....no...no...no....I'm there... A town called Stressville. I live not too far from Migraine Rd. and I'm almost directly across from Calgon take me away St. Do you know the place? Well today I went down to do some shopping at Crowds r Us, but first I stopped by Can't Find a Freakin' Parking Spot Place. There I bought some curses that came all wrapped up in someone mouthing something that looked to me like they were saying "Folk Stew" but then again I can't read lips. I stopped by the Pile On the Pounds Bakery and purchased a cannoli in my favorite flavor "Double Chin Surprise". Don't get me wrong this is my town and it's home for now...but come December 26th.....I'm OUTTA HERE!